I was out on my back porch shooting at squirrels.
Didn't like that street light much, so I shot it.
My neighbor come over the complain.
So I shot him.
Police showed up, all upset over something or another.
Offered them a beer.
But they were really rude.
Good thing they have internet in jail, or I'd miss my daily posting.
Some people really don't get Bend, you know?
Didn't like that street light much, so I shot it.
My neighbor come over the complain.
So I shot him.
Police showed up, all upset over something or another.
Offered them a beer.
But they were really rude.
Good thing they have internet in jail, or I'd miss my daily posting.
Some people really don't get Bend, you know?