Top 5 U.S.A. Today news stories:
1.) "Agents at Columbia brothel bragged about Obama duties."
I blame Obama.
2.) "Alabama's crystal BCS trophy shattered in accident."
I blame Obama.
3.) "Satellite captures giant eruption from sun today."
I blame Obama.
4.) "Discovery lands after saluting nation's capital."
I blame Obama.
5.) "Michigan lottery winner charged with welfare fraud."
I blame Obama.
Every time a news story comes up, I turn to Linda and say, "I blame Obama."
I so wanted to make that joke when we were looking at the magazines at the checkstand at Safeway. Oprah and Kardashian and Brangelina.
"I blame Obama."
But I was pretty sure everyone in line would assume I meant it...sigh.
1.) "Agents at Columbia brothel bragged about Obama duties."
I blame Obama.
2.) "Alabama's crystal BCS trophy shattered in accident."
I blame Obama.
3.) "Satellite captures giant eruption from sun today."
I blame Obama.
4.) "Discovery lands after saluting nation's capital."
I blame Obama.
5.) "Michigan lottery winner charged with welfare fraud."
I blame Obama.
Every time a news story comes up, I turn to Linda and say, "I blame Obama."
I so wanted to make that joke when we were looking at the magazines at the checkstand at Safeway. Oprah and Kardashian and Brangelina.
"I blame Obama."
But I was pretty sure everyone in line would assume I meant it...sigh.