I was telling a high school classmate that there was no bloody way I was going to my 40th reunion. He said, "Ah, Dunc. Make a scene -- by making the scene."
I thought that was really clever. I'd never heard that before, and I Googled it and couldn't find it.
Has anyone else heard this before?
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I like to sneak up and pounce on my wife and cat. I rarely succeed. They always hear me coming. For one thing, my ankles crack.
"That's what happens to old tigers. Makes it hard to pounce when your ankles crack..."
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To the drivers on HWY 20 to the Forum. The speed limit is 45 mph, not 35 mph.
To the drivers on Neff Rd. to the hospital. The speed limit is 35 mph, not 45 mph.
Clear?
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So much for the revival of nuclear energy....
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So...I may actually use the east side library. I can't believe proximity makes that much difference, but apparently it does...
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My sleeping habits are so regular nowadays, that Daylight Savings time really throws me. I simply can't go to bed before midnight, and my body doesn't think it's midnight until 1:00.
Eventually work hours and habits get me back into the swing, but in the meantime....
Had an hour less time before work, the paper came soaked, and I was out of sorts all day.
Poor baby.
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"Charlie Sheen's Live Show Sells Out In Minutes," USA TODAY, 3/15/11.
What the hell is wrong with people?
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Handed the Sometimes a Dragon manuscript to Jerad yesterday. I couldn't believe how nervous that made me. I didn't know I was nervous until I did it.
It was a typewritten manuscript. My God. You know, on a typewriter, without spell check or easy correction.
"Can't you just put it online and let me deal with there?" he asked.
"No...."I said, a little severely. "The way I work is to mark up a hardcopy and rewrite as I enter it...."
".....oh......O.K."
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"Potassium iodide selling fast...." Bulletin, 3/16/11.
If you're really worried, don't drink milk. Ninnies....
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"Real Estate Market Turns Corner" Cascades Business News.
Boy, this market has more corners than an M.C. Escher drawing.
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I thought that was really clever. I'd never heard that before, and I Googled it and couldn't find it.
Has anyone else heard this before?
**********
I like to sneak up and pounce on my wife and cat. I rarely succeed. They always hear me coming. For one thing, my ankles crack.
"That's what happens to old tigers. Makes it hard to pounce when your ankles crack..."
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To the drivers on HWY 20 to the Forum. The speed limit is 45 mph, not 35 mph.
To the drivers on Neff Rd. to the hospital. The speed limit is 35 mph, not 45 mph.
Clear?
**********
So much for the revival of nuclear energy....
**********
So...I may actually use the east side library. I can't believe proximity makes that much difference, but apparently it does...
**********
My sleeping habits are so regular nowadays, that Daylight Savings time really throws me. I simply can't go to bed before midnight, and my body doesn't think it's midnight until 1:00.
Eventually work hours and habits get me back into the swing, but in the meantime....
Had an hour less time before work, the paper came soaked, and I was out of sorts all day.
Poor baby.
**********
"Charlie Sheen's Live Show Sells Out In Minutes," USA TODAY, 3/15/11.
What the hell is wrong with people?
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Handed the Sometimes a Dragon manuscript to Jerad yesterday. I couldn't believe how nervous that made me. I didn't know I was nervous until I did it.
It was a typewritten manuscript. My God. You know, on a typewriter, without spell check or easy correction.
"Can't you just put it online and let me deal with there?" he asked.
"No...."I said, a little severely. "The way I work is to mark up a hardcopy and rewrite as I enter it...."
".....oh......O.K."
**********
"Potassium iodide selling fast...." Bulletin, 3/16/11.
If you're really worried, don't drink milk. Ninnies....
**********
"Real Estate Market Turns Corner" Cascades Business News.
Boy, this market has more corners than an M.C. Escher drawing.
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