'Berserk' llama bites woman.' The Bulletin, Thursday, Sept. 12, 2007.

"...described by state police as brown, hairy and aggressive."

I've got the perfect answer for Mr. Bill Dolf and his canal trespasser problems. He needs to get himself a 'berserk llama' who gets enraged by joggers. Lets see District Attorney Dugan try to get past that!