I'm going to respectfully ignore the message on bendbubble2, except to say that it's been up for a couple of days, and I've gotten over the shock of it. As someone said, it's a bit like reading your own obituary.

We've come not to praise Duncan, but to bury him.

No...who are you! Get back! Get...ba.....arccccchhh!

Duncan McGeary -- Zombie for Mayor!

Braaainsss! Must....Eat.....Braaaaainnnnnssss!