I thought if I posted after midnight that the blog would show up on today.

Meanwhile, I was offline at home all day. Finally called Bend Broadband Tech Support after dinner, and surprisingly, they were there. Told him I'd turned off all the gadgets, and replugged and jiggled everything.

"Have you turned on the modem?"

"Of course I've turned on the modem, do you think I'm an idi.....wait, is that the button on top here?"

Sometimes I wonder if the tech people just have their eyes roll back in their heads as they slide off the chair onto the floor from the sheer stupidity of the people calling them.